What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?