Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?