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What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?