What birds always travel in twos?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Who is a house's favorite band?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why was the mime upset?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?