What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?