When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?