What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?