Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why are all priests fit?