Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What are you studying in math?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

When do astronauts eat?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?