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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?