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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?