If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?