What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why are all priests fit?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

How long will dinner be?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What birds always travel in twos?

What car always breaks the rules?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

How do automobiles fly?