What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do rich squirrels eat?

How does a squid go into battle?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Where do burgers like to dance?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What games do ants play with elephants?

The museum curator needed a break.