Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
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