What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why do cows go to New York?

When do cows get tired?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's a henway?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What game do cows play at parties?

Which celebrity always frowns?