Why was the dog overweight?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why was the math book sad?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?