What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?