What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
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What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the coolest country?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are cowboys always religious?
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