What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What is another name for a cow?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?