When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Where is the coldest place to work?