What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did March say to the madness?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
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