What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
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