Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's a henway?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

When should baseball players wear armor?