Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the math book sad?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a henway?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
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