What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call a dog in space?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's the politest month?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?