Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What are you studying in math?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!