How did the tree get lost?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?