How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What animals make the best students?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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