How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
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