What do math teachers eat?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you eat on July 5th?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Where do ships always get stuck?