Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.