Why did the body of water think so much?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?