Why are trees always so positive?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?