Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?