What is a cat's favorite math problem?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?