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What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why was the musician arrested?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?