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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do you call a rabbit barber?