What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

How does a penguin build its house?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?