Why was the snake coughing so much?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

How does a penguin build its house?