Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
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