Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

When do astronauts eat?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Which music festival was full of lumber?