Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
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