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Why do moms make good vintners?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How do you get a country girl to like you?