What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the barber win the race?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do math teachers eat?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What type of animal does well in the cold?