Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?