Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which fly makes films?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
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