How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
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What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What type of car do planets buy?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
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