What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?