How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
How do automobiles fly?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was the fish so smart?
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