Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What sport can waiters play really well?
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