Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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