Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
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What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the slowest 5k?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
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