Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which subject has two parts?
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