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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?