Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?