What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What condiment has wings?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?