What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?