What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What bee is good for your health?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the painter say to the wall?