What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
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