What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

How does a barber get to work?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?