What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do birds threaten one another?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
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