Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
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What kind of music do planets like?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
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