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What do you call berries playing the guitar?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How does dinner smell?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?