Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?