Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?