Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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