Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?