What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?