Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What makes a glow worm glow?