Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a spider's favorite book?
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