Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the fish blush?
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