Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
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