Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?