What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?