What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How do football players deal with their problems?