Someone stole all my lamps.

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why was the fish so smart?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?