Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Which animal will never go bald?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What types of dogs are bilingual?