What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What happens when a frog's car dies?