What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What vegetables make the best music?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?