What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?