What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
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