What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do bees get to school?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which elf is the best singer?
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