What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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