What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a sad latte?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?