What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

How do hurricanes see?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?