What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you give a sick pig?