How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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