Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.