What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What school subject really rocks?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?