Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Which subject has two parts?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?