Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do jokesters study in college?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?