What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?