Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
How does dinner smell?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which animal is the most religious?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which singer could always break a five?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
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