What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?