Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
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