Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
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