Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

How do horses navigate at night?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?