What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Do dads always snore?