Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What day do hands always go to church?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?