What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Where would you find an elephant?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?