What type of pasta helps you relax?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which computer won the talent show?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?