What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?