What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?