What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?