How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why is summer always sad?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?