What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
It's allergy season again?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
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