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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

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Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?