What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do cats wear to work?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where do chips wear socks?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's black and white and red all over?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?