Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call a small mom?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's the loudest sport?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?