Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?