What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which state has the best streets?

Why are cars magic?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call a tired tree?

Bears love exotic cars.

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Where do tough ducks come from?