What do you call a short cow?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?