What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What says: oom oom oom?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?