What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What game do mice love to play?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?