What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do cats go on vacation?
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