What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Which singer could always break a five?

What sport are eggs the best at?

When do astronauts eat?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?