What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What season begins with a thud?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
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