Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What fish sings the best?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?