What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?