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What is a spider's favorite book?

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What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why do all the planets get along?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?