What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do surfers go to school?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did one plate say to the other?
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What is sand's favorite movie?
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