What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?