Why are turtles so shy?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What's the noisiest food?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?