What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why do crabs never give to charity?