Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

When do mice play every day?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?