Why do cows like being told jokes?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What day do hands always go to church?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?