How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What fish sings the best?
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