What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?