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Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why do cats give such great massages?