What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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