What type of pasta helps you relax?

How are mountains able to see?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?