What do you do when two snails fight?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?