What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's the most masculine animal?

What's the scariest letter?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?