What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why do two skunks argue?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?