What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the foal cough?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

How are teens like cats?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What is another term for the price of gas?