What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where would you find an elephant?
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