What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you call two birds in love?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Did you know about April 1st?