What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Which plant has the best roar?