What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why was the mime upset?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a retired cowboy?