How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Can February March?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where does money love to go shopping?
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