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What tree has the most bark?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?