Where do books love to go on vacation?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which fly makes films?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What did the sick chicken say?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call an insincere horse?