How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Can February March?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
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