Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why are baseball players so good at math?