How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
If you need help building an ark..
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
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