My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What dish does only a baseball player use?