How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How is life like toilet paper?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
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