What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

I like telling Dad jokes.

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do fish do at parades?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?