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Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

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What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Who does everyone's hair in space?