Why did spring break up with winter?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?