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What do frogs eat in the summer?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

How do you get straight A's?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?