Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Where do termites go camping?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?