What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why was the computer cold at work?

How do you organize a space party?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Which celebrity always frowns?