Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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