What did the wolf say to the flea?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are cats good at playing video games?