Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why are all priests fit?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?