What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
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