Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?