What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
If you need help building an ark..
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Bears love exotic cars.
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