Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why are cars magic?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?