How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which relative loves rice?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?